that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
#okay in hospital shows you always hear people stay this #’stay with me! stay with me!’ to keep people from losing consciousness etc #and it doesn’t really hold any emotional meaning #but this is obviously so long before that time #this statement hasn’t been stripped of it’s core meaning #and this is what merlin means. #/stay with me/ #don’t leave me here alone #don’t leave me at all #stay here with me #i need you #i need you here with me #don’t go.#i love you. #/stay with me./ #a once and future love